Sunday, 22 October 2017

Traffic


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Adult Under Duress Intervenes.
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Dutiful Ancient Intellectual Motors Like Edward Reigns.
Mannerly Individual Tries Substantial U-Turn But Is Stalled Halting Intersection.
Family Of Rowdy Delinquents.
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Thursday, 19 October 2017

OMG (October)

O! Overwhelming Millions Galaxies! Oceanic Magma Globe! Original Magnanimous Green! October Myriad Greenery! Overhead Microscopic Geometry! Overhanging Medusa Ganglions! Odd Metrical Gradients! Obscene Moloch Gold! Omnipresent Mute Grass! Oval Mashed Golfballs! Oriental Mottled Gems! Orange Mimosa Glow! Overpopulating Mischievous Galahs! Overflowing Musical Gutters! Outback Moonlight Getaways! Ornate Mesmerising Gigabytes! Off Management Guidebooks! Observant Mindful Guide-Dogs! On-Site Mechanical Giants! Old Melbourne Gaol! Online Mob Gallows! Oarsome Motley Gondoliers! Objective Museum Guides! O-Mouthed Medieval Gargoyles! Offbeat Mercurial Greybeards! Odious Malign Gossip! One Mighty Guess! Offhand Mozartian Gift! Obvious Memory Ghosts! Original Momentous Grace! Open Mystical Gentleness! Only Meaningful Goodbyes! Organic Mattress Grave!

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

ATM (October)


Some October Quick Reads: Alice Takes Medicine, Agatha Trials Murders, Achilles Tent-Sits Moping, Adam Tastes Mortality, Arrietty Tiptoes Massiveness, Ariel Trebles Mystery, Asterix Trades Marbles, Ahab Tackles Monstrosities, Aramis Touchés Many, Anna Tries Moscow, Anguished Tess Mortified, Adolescent Tom Mississippi, Adventurous Tintin Modest, Amphibious Toad Magniloquent, Abject Tristan Miserable, Absent Thomas Mystified, Athletic Tarzan Monkeying, Acute Tweedy Marple, Anonymous Transgender Manoly, Alluring Tranquil Morticia, Atrocious Trickster Moriarty, Active True Mole, Admirable Torn Myshkin, Autodidactic Telekinetic Matilda, Ably Tender Miranda, Always Tempted Moll, Ambition Tormented Macbeth, Absolutely Top-Drawer Morse, Achiever Tricked Malvolio, Afterwards Talkative Molly, Aggressive Tenacious Maigret, Attentive Timebound Marcel.