Appalled (February)

Apparently Barnaby and Vikki have “appalled us all” with their office romance. Malcolm speaks for all of us on this matter. It must stop, now, this February! We think of Harold and his Portsea girlfriend. Dame Zara peered through the bedroom door. “I couldn’t believe what I saw!” she told reporters. The whole Press Gallery knew about Blanche. Were they all appalled? Would they bring down Bob’s government? Gough made no comment. He remembered Jim and Junie. It must stop now, all of this getting caught in the act! Sir Robert would wish things seemingly seemly: “We are not appalled.”